The unique wisdom of Oasis singer Liam Gallagher on the problems of parenting.
When you’ve got kids, you worry, make sure they don’t turn into a f**king lunatics, but then theres nothing wrong with being a lunatic. I guess making suer they don’t turn into f**king squares. That’s the most important thing isn’t it?
What would be the first sign of them turning into squares?
Listening to Coldplay. Listening to Noel Gallagher’s Flying Birds…If I ever caught them at one of their gigs they’d be trouble. I’d stop their pocket money or I’d dish out loads of old photos of them with nappies full of sh*t and put that on the internet and say ‘Cop that dickhead’. That’ll do it cos they think they’re cool now they’re 16,17.