daddydazed

• RT @sallywits: RT @parenting: With no doctor present, dad delivers his baby in the hospital: http://t.co/SdGfFtEn Way to go, Dad!
• RT @utterben: Whenever I accidentally smash a bowl or plate, I bury it in my garden. You know, to fuck with the Time Team.
• The problems of being a hot dad.Samantha Brick thinks she has it bad - try being a hot dad. http://t.co/KoHsrudG
• Toddler tantrums on the floor. She doesn’t want to wear any clothes. Her inner nudist is strong.
• The average dog is smarter than a toddler http://t.co/tipNKpln
• OMG. Titanic wasn't just a film it really happened. Why didn't anybody tell me? #mindblown http://t.co/YDwO8os6
• @HannahLMSmith Sorry for late tweet but thank you for voting for me.