Wifey has been speaking to her friend in Malaysia about her hysteroscopy, apparently she had something similar and says that you have be to be very careful with exercise or else you will end up with a “saggy pussy”.
So the sex ban has been extended.
I protest that the doctor only said no sex for 4 days.
“You Westerners might not care about your bits but to us its our little germ” she says.
I am confused, until I realise she said gem.
Even now, 7 years on, I have trouble understanding her accent.
Other exanples of accent confusion:
The time when we were dating and she said she wanted to go shopping for “bitch wear”
Result! So I took her to a fetish shop I knew.
She looked at the rubber dress, pvc boots on display in the window with confusion- “where are the bikinis?” It was only then that I realised she had said “beach wear” not “bitch wear”.
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