This week we learnt that two unfortunate British tourists were barred from entering America after joking on Twitter that they were going to ‘destroy America’ and ‘dig up Marilyn Monroe’.
It made me think that maybe there were more potential terrorists advertising their murderous intensions on Twitter. So I started doing by own sleuthing and soon stumbled across a terrorist act about to happen in, of all places, New York.
I sent the CIA Brooks details straight away but i fear i might have been too late to save the day.
Then i found this.
Not clue as to which country though.
But this man gives more details.
This is worrying as over half the population of America is obese.
Its possible he is in cahoots with this female terrorist who is making explosive devices out of batter.
And there are some people who don’t want to destroy America they want to destroy the whole planet and will us everything at their disposal.
LOL! Love the bomb pancakes.
This is funny. Keep it up, and I will be back for more.
Note to self: Don’t joke about bomb pancakes on a flight.
Good work on this post.