http://daddydazed.co.uk Adventures in father-land. Tue, 07 Feb 2012 10:10:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://daddydazed.co.uk/dad-blog-2/snow/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=snow http://daddydazed.co.uk/dad-blog-2/snow/#comments Sun, 05 Feb 2012 13:27:17 +0000 http://daddydazed.co.uk/?p=740 Read more »

]]> Somebody is up before dawn yelling “Snow, snow, snow. Let’s play” That somebody is me. Wifey pulls the duvet over her head. ‘Let’s sleep.’ A layer of whiteness covers the streets. A sprinkling of magic that hides the dog sh*t and the McDonalds wrappers. I pace the house looking longingly at the whiteness outside waiting for baby to wake up. This is the first snow my daughter will have ever seen. It will be one of those memorable moments like her first walk or when she Read more [...]]]> http://daddydazed.co.uk/dad-blog-2/snow/feed/ 1 http://daddydazed.co.uk/funny-2/twitter-terrorists-and-bomb-pancakes/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=twitter-terrorists-and-bomb-pancakes http://daddydazed.co.uk/funny-2/twitter-terrorists-and-bomb-pancakes/#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 16:52:44 +0000 http://daddydazed.co.uk/?p=693 Read more »

]]> This week we learnt that two unfortunate British tourists were barred from entering America after joking on Twitter that they were going to 'destroy America' and 'dig up Marilyn Monroe'. It made me think that maybe there were more potential terrorists advertising their murderous intensions on Twitter. So I started doing by own sleuthing and soon stumbled across a terrorist act about to happen in, of all places, New York. I sent the CIA Brooks details straight away but i fear i might have Read more [...]]]> http://daddydazed.co.uk/funny-2/twitter-terrorists-and-bomb-pancakes/feed/ 0 http://daddydazed.co.uk/fatherhood-new-daddy-blog/funny-childrens-answers/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=funny-childrens-answers http://daddydazed.co.uk/fatherhood-new-daddy-blog/funny-childrens-answers/#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 23:57:09 +0000 http://daddydazed.co.uk/?p=675 Written answers to questions that show the wit and wisdom and creativity of children.It's why depsite eveything we love em     Read more [...]]]> http://daddydazed.co.uk/fatherhood-new-daddy-blog/funny-childrens-answers/feed/ 2 http://daddydazed.co.uk/friends-sponsors/flying-cars-and-family-cars/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=flying-cars-and-family-cars http://daddydazed.co.uk/friends-sponsors/flying-cars-and-family-cars/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 16:14:30 +0000 http://daddydazed.co.uk/?p=666 Read more »

]]> What ever happened to flying cars? When I was at school, I remember seeing pictures of the future and they always had flying cars in them. But where are they? All right I know we have got other things I could never dream of as a kid like mobile phones and the internet and endless animal videos on tap. But Its 2012, the future is now. So where are all the flying autos? Sometimes life can really disappoint. I mean we don’t even have ones that hover. Let alone whizz round the tops of skyscrapers. I Read more [...]]]> http://daddydazed.co.uk/friends-sponsors/flying-cars-and-family-cars/feed/ 3 http://daddydazed.co.uk/fatherhood-new-daddy-blog/eye-candy-for-pregnant-ladies/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=eye-candy-for-pregnant-ladies http://daddydazed.co.uk/fatherhood-new-daddy-blog/eye-candy-for-pregnant-ladies/#comments Tue, 24 Jan 2012 11:19:57 +0000 http://daddydazed.co.uk/?p=655 Read more »

]]> As we all know, unless you are an expecting dad in which case you are about to find this out very soon, women go a bit weird when they are pregnant. To me these images perfectly sum up the pregnant woman condition. Created by a Canadian graphic designer and mother. She made them so that pregnant ladies could have their very own eye candy to look at. Read more [...]]]> http://daddydazed.co.uk/fatherhood-new-daddy-blog/eye-candy-for-pregnant-ladies/feed/ 1 http://daddydazed.co.uk/fatherhood-new-daddy-blog/baby-m-eats-solids-for-the-very-first-time/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=baby-m-eats-solids-for-the-very-first-time http://daddydazed.co.uk/fatherhood-new-daddy-blog/baby-m-eats-solids-for-the-very-first-time/#comments Fri, 13 Jan 2012 16:46:50 +0000 http://daddydazed.co.uk/?p=649 Read more »

]]> Can you remember the first time you ever ate solid food? The very first time you were introduced to a culinary world that consisted of something more than milk? As you were likely to have been under one years old at the time the answer is likely to be no, but i wonder when you did, whether you made a face like this? I'm not the kind of daddy blogger who posts endless pictures and videos of their kids, exclaiming how cute they are. But this video of my daughter trying to work out how to chew Read more [...]]]> http://daddydazed.co.uk/fatherhood-new-daddy-blog/baby-m-eats-solids-for-the-very-first-time/feed/ 10 http://daddydazed.co.uk/friends-sponsors/how-much-electricity-does-my-baby-consume/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=how-much-electricity-does-my-baby-consume http://daddydazed.co.uk/friends-sponsors/how-much-electricity-does-my-baby-consume/#comments Thu, 12 Jan 2012 19:31:04 +0000 http://daddydazed.co.uk/?p=642 Read more »

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]]> For years I’ve wanted a child. It took over 5 years and a lot of struggles and heartache to make our daughter.  But on Saturday when wifey announced that she was going to a day spa  and  “don’t  you remember you agreed to look after baby for the day”, my first reaction was fear, closely followed by horror. She told me weeks ago. I vaguely remember wifey saying she wanted a day off  but I was watching football at the time and didn’t pay full attention. She is a cunning one wifey. Read more [...]]]> http://daddydazed.co.uk/fatherhood-new-daddy-blog/the-longest-day-potty-training/feed/ 5 http://daddydazed.co.uk/fatherhood-new-daddy-blog/parenting-star-wars-style/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=parenting-star-wars-style http://daddydazed.co.uk/fatherhood-new-daddy-blog/parenting-star-wars-style/#comments Sat, 07 Jan 2012 13:57:33 +0000 http://daddydazed.co.uk/?p=602 Read more »

]]> Ever watched Star Wars and wondered what the Stormtroopers family life might be like? Nope? Me neither but one Swedish woman has. Photographer Kristina Alexanderson has taken a series of photos depicting Star Wars Stormtroopers and Clone Troopers as parents. The Flickr set shows the Storm Troopers doing normal day-to-day activities with their kids. The first Storm Trooper toy Alexanderson used was her son’s action figure. After that, she bought others, as well as LEGO minifigs Read more [...]]]> http://daddydazed.co.uk/fatherhood-new-daddy-blog/parenting-star-wars-style/feed/ 6 http://daddydazed.co.uk/fatherhood-new-daddy-blog/landmark-twitter-legal-case-could-decide-who-owns-your-feed/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=landmark-twitter-legal-case-could-decide-who-owns-your-feed http://daddydazed.co.uk/fatherhood-new-daddy-blog/landmark-twitter-legal-case-could-decide-who-owns-your-feed/#comments Sat, 07 Jan 2012 09:04:16 +0000 http://daddydazed.co.uk/?p=617 Read more »

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