Tomorrow is a big day.
I’m sorry that I have not distributed my seed far and wide like you are meant to but you have to understand that its not like years go. Now there are new man responsibilities and the child money agency people.
But tomorrow is the one. The big one. So lets get ready. Lets be up for the challenge ahead. This is the time to stand tall and swim strong.
Its going to start, like so many many times, with some porn mags but this time my little princes you will meet your queen. I guarantee that this time you will see an egg. Not Kleenex.
And when you see it, don’t be dazzled by it. Don’t be intimidated . Don’t get stage fright.
This is no time for shyness or coyness.
No hanging at the edge of the petri dish like some 70s teenager at a school disco.
Its head down and go for it.
Think Micheal Phelps (in the pool, not on the bong).
Swim to that egg and nibble away. That’s what she wants.
She wants you.
Do it my little fellas. Don’t let me down. Make me proud.
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