2.56 am
Contractions have started. Right lets get the birthing pool up and running
3.07 am
The meditation music is on and wifey is calm and doing her breathing exercises.
5.14am
Everything was fine until the dog jumped in the birthing pool.Now it has a leak in it. There is water all over the living room floor.
5.49 am
I am in my speedos struggling with a puncture repair kit. Wifey is being quiet. But giving me dagger looks. ITS NOT MY FAULT.
7.30am
Its still leaking. The hippy meditation music isn’t calming.
Its annoying. I want to go out and strangle a dolphin.
7.50 am
Sod this. We’re off to the hospital.
9.17 am
False alarm. Been told to go back home.
this is so funny!