Water has broken. Man that was a mess. Nobody ever said it would be like that. It happened in bed at 7 am. Wifey rushed to the loo but managed to spray the bed, the carpet the walls and the curtains with bloody green gunk.
Probably ruined the carpet.
In cab on way to hospital
cab driver: how you feeling ?
me: a bit nervous actually
cab driver: laughing – wasn’t speaking to you!
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