Category: New dad blog

Top Dad

A dad consoles his kid after the Paris terrorist attacks. This is next level sh*t parenting.

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Netflix TV treats for Dads

Some Netflix recommendations for dads to watch in their man cave. BREAKING BAD Put-upon teacher turns into bad ass drug dealer. If you are one of the few that hasn’t watched it yet, join the party. You won’t regret it. BETTER CALL SAUL Watch it when you have caned Breaking Bad and you are still […]

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Fathers day Jet Pack

It’s fathers day soon and wifey if you are reading this can i get one of these water powered jet packs please? M has some child benefit saved in her own bank account i’m sure she’d be delighted to spend it all on me. They are about $100k, so you might have top up the […]

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Lounge Casino

INT. HOUSE  – LOUNGE – LATE EVENING Six men pushing middle age are seated round the lounge table covered in a piece of green beize bought from Argos, smoking cigars and joints, sipping beer and believing they are in a Vegas Casino. It’s poker night. MIKE How’s being a stay at home dad? JAKE F**king […]

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How to buy gifts for other dads

It seems like once someone’s a dad there’s a mental barrier about buying gifts for them, and it’s even worse if you’re a dad yourself. Suddenly you’re representing your family when it comes to your gifts selection, and in turn the dad on the receiving end is likely to get some family scrutiny over your […]

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My Little Soldiers – Book Review

By my calculation at least seven people have seen my girlfriend’s vagina in the last two weeks and that’s not counting me. Nyla’s private parts have become public ones. She seems to be constantly visiting the clinic for a new scan. A new sexamination. And thanks to the dildo-cam I am now getting a daily […]

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Man struggles to giveaway money.

Us cynical city dwellers can be sceptical of clipboard wielding people approaching us on the street claiming to be able to save us money but very occasionally when a stranger says he is trying to give you free money, he really means it!  

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The Cat in The Hat – Live!

I took my daughter to see the live show of Cat in The Hat at The Pleasance theatre in London this week and it was incredible. M adored it and was totally caught up in the mad adventures. With a revolving stage, balloons, bubbles, incredible costumes that brought the book’s animation to life, and interaction […]

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