What do you call an articulate dinosaur?
Napoleon may not have designed the coat he wore…
But he did have a hand in it.
My wife was preparing lunch today when she asked, “Tony, where’s the cheese grater?”
I said “Some would say France, others would say England”
Why does the TV have buttons?
It wouldn’t look good with a zipper.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.
Want to hear a joke about construction?
I’m still working on it.