Dad Jokes

What do you call an articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus

Napoleon may not have designed the coat he wore…
But he did have a hand in it.

My wife was preparing lunch today when she asked, “Tony, where’s the cheese grater?”
I said “Some would say France, others would say England”

Why does the TV have buttons?
It wouldn’t look good with a zipper.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? 
It was two tired.

Want to hear a joke about construction? 
I’m still working on it.

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