Monthly Archives: July 2010

Breastfeeding and Lap Dancing

Posted by on July 20, 2010 No comments

All that beautiful breast on display but not allowed to touch. Its like being permantly in a lap dancing club. Tweet This Post

Trip to the Cinema

Posted by on July 19, 2010 1 comment

Wifey and I go on a date to the cinema. Its our first date since baby was born. We go to see Inception. I want to go because I have read the previews and it sounds like a cracking sci-fi …

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Caught using breast pump

Posted by on July 14, 2010 No comments

Spent the evening assembling a breast pump. What an amazing piece of apparatus. Mum-in-law walks in as I am trying out the pump on my own nipple. “Its got amazing sucking power” I say. She looks at me and walks …

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Baby license

Posted by on July 13, 2010 No comments

Can’t believe there’s no training required for this. I can’t even fish without needing a license, but I’m allowed to raise a child. Tweet This Post

Life of a baby

Posted by on July 12, 2010 1 comment

Baby’s day today – Food. Sucking breasts. Cuddles. Sleep. Oh to be a baby. Tweet This Post

Tempted by the bottle

Posted by on July 10, 2010 No comments

Late night cheese run. Found  the breast milk at the back of the fridge. Tempted to have a taste. Fellow fathers of the world is that weird? Tweet This Post

Wifey’s Nipples

Posted by on July 5, 2010 No comments

Wifey is putting her nipples to good use. They are now feeding baby with milk. For years they have been something that just looks nice. The cherries on the top of the booby cake. Something for me to concentrate on. …

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Turning into a girl

Posted by on July 2, 2010 No comments

Watched some chick flick with wifey last night and found myself crying.Thats not like me. I never cry. And I don’t normally watch romantic movies either. I prefer action and thrillers. What’s all that about ? I was so concerned …

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