Monthly Archives: May 2010

Ante Natal Class Sex

Posted by on May 26, 2010 No comments

Ante natal class. Learn that sex is recommended for inducing the baby. “yesss” I say, a bit too loudly. Everyone looks at me. Tweet This Post

Not long now

Posted by on May 24, 2010 No comments

37 weeks now. We have reached TERM. Crikey. The long days of poo are almost upon us. Tweet This Post

Birthing Pool and Cheap Sieves

Posted by on May 22, 2010 No comments

Ante Natal Class. They discuss water births. It sounds calm and idyllic. Until the midwife suggests the partner buys a cheap sieve to scoop out the mothers poo. Not quite so keen now. Tweet This Post

Breast Pump

Posted by on May 21, 2010 1 comment

Just seen my first breast pump. Bloody hell. Tweet This Post

Huuuge

Posted by on May 18, 2010 No comments

My god. Wifey’s huge. She looks deformed. Like a boa who has just swallowed a Vietnamese Pot Bellied Pig. Message to self. Don’t say that out loud when wifey is around. Tweet This Post

Ugly men produce fitter babies

Posted by on May 14, 2010 No comments

Good news. Ugly fathers produce fitter babies. Women, take note – that Adonis you’re eyeing up as the father of your unborn child is the wrong choice. Instead, pick an ugly man – as he will produce healthier babies than …

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What will baby look like?

Posted by on May 14, 2010 No comments

What’s baby going to be like? Is she going to have my anger, wifey’s wind? My looks, wifey’s (lack of) height ? When two DNA collide do they take the best bits from each or the worst. Or is it …

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