Monthly Archives: April 2010

Chat with a Dad

Posted by on April 29, 2010 No comments

Me: Any advice for a new dad? Washing Machine Repair man:  Leave. Tweet This Post

I want drugs too

Posted by on April 25, 2010 3 comments

Wifey has been discussing the pros and cons of epidurals and natural versus drug free birth with her girlfriends. The drugs sound amazing and you get them free on the NHS. I want them too. Tweet This Post

A chat with a new dad

Posted by on April 25, 2010 No comments

“Did you have a good weekend?” “Of course I fucking didn’t” Tweet This Post

The reality of fatherhood. Chat with 2 dads.

Posted by on April 25, 2010 1 comment

Chat with two dads at work. “Has she started buying loads of shit?” “Not yet. She’s compiled an excel spreadsheet, but we have a rule that nothing is bought unless I’ve signed it off” howls of laughter “I am trying …

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Pregnancy is hard for a man

Posted by on April 25, 2010 No comments

Things I have learnt this week – Though pregnancy is MUCH harder on the man than the woman, it is not considered wise to say this aloud, particularly to a woman, particularly to a pregnant woman, particularly to your pregnant …

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Taking advantage

Posted by on April 23, 2010 1 comment

“Baby says she wants your delicious curry.” “Baby says she doesn’t want to watch football.” “Baby says she wants to read you section of the newspaper.” Is wifey starting to take the piss? Tweet This Post

Pregnant sex

Posted by on April 21, 2010 No comments

Its like f**king a space hopper. But at least I can’t get her pregnant. Tweet This Post

Advice for an expectant father 103

Posted by on April 10, 2010 No comments

Advice from a friend. “Take a holiday at the end of the pregnancy. So that 3 months later when you are screaming at each other you will have some happy memories in the not too distant past to hang on …

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Advice for an expectant father 103

Posted by on April 3, 2010 No comments

“Buy her a present for giving birth. Everyone buys things for the baby but she gets forgotten. I bought her some smellies and it bought me 3 weeks.” Tweet This Post

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