Monthly Archives: March 2010

Advice for an expectant father 102

Posted by on March 20, 2010 No comments

“The first year is like an extended acid trip. To avoid a bad trip its best to go with the flow, rather than fight it.” Tweet This Post

Bumpy sex

Posted by on March 19, 2010 No comments

Now I know what sleeping with a fat woman must be like. Never before in the throws of passion have I had to think about logistics. Tweet This Post

Baby store cherry broken

Posted by on March 19, 2010 No comments

I broke my baby store cherry today and visited one for the first time.I was nervous and excited. It felt like  a rites of passage. When I stepped into Mamas and Papas it was like entering a new world. I …

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Today’s worry

Posted by on March 11, 2010 No comments

I will be 40 when baby is born. Have just read that Israeli researchers have postulated that children born to fathers over 40 were six times more likely to develop autism compared to those under 30, Tweet This Post

Birthing pool

Posted by on March 9, 2010 No comments

Wifey wants to give birth in a birthing pool. To squat in water. To drop it out in a paddling pool. At first it sounds idlyllic. But is the reality  more akin to squatting in minestrone soup? Unidentified bits floating …

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The fear has begun

Posted by on March 7, 2010 No comments

Wifey has spent all weekend compiling an excel spreadsheet of all the things we need to buy for baby. She is a woman possessed. Cots, buggies, bottles, play mobiles, bottles, nappies, wipes, etc etc. Baby is no longer an abstract …

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Sperm increases housework

Posted by on March 6, 2010 No comments

Fantastic discovery today for all us put upon men - sperm makes females do more housework. While the exhausted male takes it easy and has a doze, a chemical in sperm spurs females into an intense period of domestic activity. Such …

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