Monthly Archives: September 2009

Spanking Cure

Posted by on September 26, 2009 2 comments

Tonight it’s all about wifey’s bum. And for once we are not discussing whether its too big or not. Or got bigger . Or is bigger than J-Los. Or is bigger or smaller than her best friend’s. No these discussions …

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My wife’s bitch

Posted by on September 25, 2009 No comments

Wife is in bed. Keeping her feet her up. I wait on her. I bring her food. I massage her feet. I tend to her every need. I have to confess I am finding it hard. I could never be …

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The Two Week Wait

Posted by on September 23, 2009 No comments

Now its a waiting game. Two weeks until the pregnancy test. Two weeks before we know if  its been a success or failure. Two weeks till tears of joy or tears of heart wrenching disappointment. All we can do is …

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Frozen Embryo Transfer Take 2

Posted by on September 22, 2009 No comments

To our amazement magnum comes through. Not only does he defrost ok he rehydrates well and gets a B/B grade. Score! Our embryo which took three days longer to reach blastocyst than it should have, on day 7 rather than …

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Frozen Embryo Transfer Farting

Posted by on September 21, 2009 4 comments

Today is the day of the Frozen Embryos Transfer. In the morning the embryologist thaws two of our 3 frozen embryos.  Our finger’s are crossed that they will survive the defrosting. Approximately 30% of frozen embryos fail when they are …

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Positive Thinking

Posted by on September 19, 2009 No comments

I keep reading how important it is to be positive about this. How you need to keep the woman and her womb free from negative thoughts. I see the logic but its hard for a man to be positive unless …

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Nervous

Posted by on September 18, 2009 No comments

Our frozen embryos – Vienetta, Twister and Magnum – will be defrosted and implanted any day now. I am very excited and nervous. Its similar to the feeling I get before England appear in the World Cup or, if they …

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Injection Day

Posted by on September 16, 2009 No comments

Today I learnt that my wife’s bottom is harder to inject than an orange. Today was the day. The day I had to man up and tackle my needle phobia.The day I had to inject wifey with her hormones. I …

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Injecting oranges

Posted by on September 15, 2009 No comments

Spent the evening injecting oranges. Its part of my needle training before the big day tomorrow when i have to inject my beloved’s bum. The needle is bloody long. I feel feint just looking at it. But with a bit …

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The high cost of IVF

Posted by on September 9, 2009 No comments

The cost of the IVF treatment has now passed £6000 and we haven’t even had the embryos implanted yet. ?Leaving the hospital I pass a teenage boy pushing a pram. His baby probably cost him two vodka red bulls and …

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Needles needles

Posted by on September 8, 2009 No comments

Well they kept that quiet. Whilst attending a scan with Iza today the nurse casually mentions that Iza will have to do a second daily injection just before implantation and for weeks after. In her buttocks. This, as you can …

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Charted interiors

Posted by on September 4, 2009 No comments

Dilapan Day. Wifey had a procedure today, some preliminary plumbing to straighten the pipes before implantation.? Once upon a time a woman bits were to me like 16th century America. Its coastline known but its interior a hidden mystery. Now …

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