Monthly Archives: August 2009

Saggy Pussy

Posted by on August 26, 2009 No comments

Wifey has been speaking to her friend in Malaysia about her hysteroscopy, apparently she had something similar and says that you have be to be very careful with exercise or else you will end up with a “saggy pussy”. So …

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Hot Bottom Action

Posted by on August 26, 2009 No comments

Tonight we discovered that warming my wife’s arse before doing the deed makes it slide in much more easily. Tonight when I plunged it in she didn’t cry out in agony. Of course I am talking about needles. After last …

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Tears and Bottom Bruises

Posted by on August 25, 2009 No comments

Tears tonight, from both of us. Wifey’s bottom is sore and bruised from 10 days of injecting. When I insert the needle into her skins she flinches and screams. I pull it out. I cant do this. I can’t inflict pain …

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Is it worth it?

Posted by on August 21, 2009 No comments

I tell a colleague with young kids about my weekend of dinner party pub and movies. “I hate people like you who can got to the cinema on a Saturday. I haven’t been to the movies in 2 and a …

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Infertile nightmare

Posted by on August 17, 2009 No comments

I wake up in the model of the night terrified. I had a dream / nightmare. I cant remember anything but I am left with the feeling. A feeling of emptiness. For the first time ever my brain has considered …

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Date with George Clooney

Posted by on August 16, 2009 No comments

Wifey’s hysteroscopy tomorrow. She says she hopes its Dr Massimo (the sexy George Clooney Italian guy). Later I catch wifey trimming her pubic hairs. The green eyed monster takes over. “Its an operation. Not a date” I scream. Tweet This …

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Collecting disappointments

Posted by on August 9, 2009 No comments

I am collecting disappointments. Some one started telling me an IVF success story but I cut them off. I don’t want to hear it. I only want to hear about the ones that don’t work. That end in heartbreak. With …

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